
Oh, did you wonder how I got the picture without the wild cat trying to eat my wrap (ok, triangle)?
I didn't have to do anything...

I swear to God, woman, if you flash that thing in my face one more time...
By the way, this was the dinner conversation...
Carl: Can you imagine how great life will be with a dishwasher?
Susan: Don't you talk dirty like that to me unless you're ready to take me straight to bed.
Carl: I don't know... with a dishwasher, I might not need sex.
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