Sunday, November 12, 2006
12:30 pm EST, Geneva, NY - The suspect in the sock attack that took place late Friday has been found in his Behind-the-futon Hideout. He was discovered based on an anonymous tip, potentially from a relative of the sock. Further information is unavailable at this time. Rest assured, he will be brough to justice. Or given a good belly scratch, since he has the memory of a gnat, and punishment would mean nothing.