We have this shampoo and conditioner, and I can't remember which kind it is (maybe herbal essences or something?) , but it amuses me to no end. For each kind of shampoo and conditioner, such as extra body, or moisturizing or what have you, they have trivia questions. The answer to the shampoo is on the conditioner and vice versa. What tickles me so is that we have two different "styles" of shampoo and conditioner right now, so the questions and answers don't match up. This is the one I read every morning and smile to myself:
Q: What is the most popular sport played in nudist colonies?
A: Yourself.
It just brightens my day. Next time I'm in the grocery store, I'll have to pick up the orange colored conditioner and see what the actual most popular sport played in nudist colonies is, even though it can't be any better than my answer.
I'm also amused by the fact that the first time I typed nudist, I spelled it nudest. Like it's a competition.
Other amusements include the fact that my belly suddenly popped this week. By Wednesday, my belly had gotten all taut. My navel hasn't started to stick out, but it's become perfectly round. When I was first gaining weight and it was all soft, my belly button had gone all deep and horizontal. Now, I can suddenly get to spots in there than I never have before. It's the cleanest my navel has been in 32 years!
We have a friend coming up to visit from DC. I emailed his wife a month ago to tell her about my "condition" and I don't think she's checked her email since. Or maybe it's been shut down since she's graduated. Anyhoo, it should be funny to see how Clint reacts. I've had several people at work eyeing me, not wanting to ask, but still pretty suspicious. We'll have to see how word travels, eh?
Well, I have to go eradicate some spider mites. Don't worry, I'm only spraying soap on them. I don't do anything stronger than that right now. Not while I'm a host organism myself.
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4 comments:
hooray for squeaky clean belly buttons!
are spider mites like aphids?
for a non-toxic way to kill the little buggers, boil a few cups of water and then add 10-20 crushed cloves of garlic. steep until it's cooled, then pour into a spray bottle and add a tablespoon of dishsoap. spray on your affected plants, and watch the little buggers die. your whole house will smell like garlic, of course, but your plants and your little bean will be safe!
Tennis. I think it's tennis.
Jenny
Volley Ball
...but like you said, the wrong answer is much funnier. I'm still chuckling over that one.
Can't wait to see your belly. I rubbed olive oil on mine every night, especially when it got taut and itchy, and no stretch marks!
=)
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